Une vidéo devenue un classique pour tout les joueurs de MMORPG, c’est à dire les quelques 8,5 millions d’abonnés à World of Warcraft. On en oublierait l’existence d’autres projets…

Ah, et pour les gros nuls en anglais anglophobes, ne cliquez pas sur la suite de cette note, ce n’est que la transcription des paroles.

Donc ne cliquez pas.

Dites, vous m’écoutez ?

Kate Monster: THE INTERNET IS REALLY, REALLY GREAT.

Trekkie Monster:
(appearing briefly) FOR PORN!

Kate Monster: I GOT A FAST CONNECTION SO I DON’T HAVE TO WAIT.

Trekkie Monster:
(appearing again) FOR PORN!

Kate Monster: THERE’S ALWAYS SOME NEW SITE.

Trekkie Monster:
FOR PORN!

Kate Monster: I BROWSE ALL DAY AND NIGHT

Trekkie Monster:
FOR PORN!

Kate Monster: IT’S LIKE I’M SURFING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT.

Trekkie Monster:
FOR PORN!

Kate Monster: Trekkie!

Trekkie Monster:
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN

Kate Monster: Trekkie! What are you doing?

THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN
WHY YOU THINK THE NET WAS BORN?
PORN! PORN! PORN!


Kate Monster: Trekkie Monster!! Get down here!

Trekkie Monster:
Hello Kate Monster.

Kate Monster: You are ruining my song.

Trekkie Monster:
Oh, me sorry. Me no mean to.

Kate Monster: Well, if you wouldn’t mind, please, being quiet for a minute so I can finish?

Trekkie Monster:
Okey-dokey.

Kate Monster: Good. (sings) I’M GLAD WE HAVE THIS NEW TECHNOLOGY.

Trekkie Monster:
FOR PORN. (SORRY)

Kate Monster: WHICH GIVES US UNTOLD OPPORTUNITY.

Trekkie Monster:
FOR PORN. (OOPS, SORRY)

Kate Monster: RIGHT FROM YOUR OWN DESKTOP.

Trekkie Monster:
FOR P –.

Kate Monster: YOU CAN RESEARCH, BROWSE AND SHOP.

Trekkie Monster:
—-.

Kate Monster: UNTIL YOU’VE HAVE ENOUGH AND YOU’RE READY TO STOP!

Trekkie Monster:
FOR PORN!

Kate Monster: Trekkie!

Trekkie:
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN

Kate: No! Trekkie!

Trekkie Monster:
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN.
ME UP ALL NIGHT HONKING ME HORN
TO PORN, PORN, PORN!


Kate Monster: That’s gross! You’re a pervert!

Trekkie Monster: Ahh, sticks and stones, Kate Monster.

Kate Monster: No, really, you’re a pervert! Normal people don’t sit at home and look at porn on the Internet!

Trekkie Monster: Ohhhh –

Kate Monster: What?

Trekkie Monster: You have no idea. Ready, normal people?

Rod, Brian, Princeton, and Gary appear.

Rod: Ready!

Gary Coleman:
Ready!

Rod:
Ready!

Trekkie Monster:
Lemme hear it!

Guys:
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN.

Prinecton:
Sorry Kate!

Guys:
THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN.

Prinecton:
I masturbate!

Trekkie Monster:
All these guys unzip their flies for

Guys:
PORN! PORN! PORN!

Kate Monster: The internet is NOT for porn!

Guys: POOORN, POORN —

Kate Monster: Hold on a second!

Trekkie Monster: Wha?

Kate Monster: Now, I happen to know for a fact that you, Rod, check your portfolio and trade stocks online.

Rod: That’s correct.

Kate Monster: And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com

Rod: Sure.

Kate Monster: And Gary, you keep selling your possessions on eBay!

Gary Coleman: Yes I do.

Kate Monster: And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card.

Prinecton: True.

Trekkie Monster: But Kate… what do you think we do after, hmmm?

Princeton nods, guiltily.

Kate Monster:
Ewww!

Trekkie Monster: THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN.

Kate Monster: Gross!

Guys: THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN.

Kate Monster: I hate porn!

Guys: GRAB YOUR DICK AND DOUBLE CLICK FOR
PORN! PORN! PORN!


Kate Monster: I hate men!

Guys: POOORN

Kate Monster: I hate the internet!

Guys: POOORN
THE INTERNET IS FOR INTERNET IS FOR


Kate Monster:
I’m leaving!

Guys: INTERNET IS FOR PORN!

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